We’re watching the morning news.

BBC: Today is the 5th anniversary of Fukushima.
Me: Damn. 5 years already? Can’t be.
Mr B.: Yeah. I remember, because it was a year after our big earthquake. We had the “5th biggest in the history” and bastards took that away from us (⇀‸↼‶)

Chile: competing in “who has the biggest natural disaster” since 1810. And very proud of it.