We’re sitting on a bus, waiting for our trip back to the Stansted airport and then back home. Behind us w can hear German, in front of us are Turkish people and there a family getting on board speaking a language I cannot recognise.

M: I wonder how did Europe end up with so many languages…
F: The thing is that the languages were everywhere. Just that Europeans went and killed everybody.

Why thank you, amor. I always enjoy your kind words about European civilisation